Faced with the problem of what to get the couple who have everything, George Clooney announced he has finally found the perfect wedding gift for his famous and super-rich friends Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. After an exhaustive, worldwide search, Clooney bought the couple the only thing they didn’t already own: the Smoking Indonesian Baby, who became a YouTube sensation several years ago.
Jolie told Hollywood & Swine she’s had her eye on adding the Smoking Indonesian Baby to her collection of children ever since he gained worldwide infamy as a YouTube star in 2010. Two years old at the time, he was smoking up to 40 cigarettes a day. Now four years old, he still looks like a baby, due to the extreme smoking habit that stunted his growth.
Clooney explained his decision: “I was going to buy them the Margaritaville margarita machine, but then I found out Matt Damon was already getting them that. So I went with the best next thing, the Smoking Indonesian Baby.”
Clooney flew to Indonesia earlier in the week, spending several days convincing the Smoking Indonesian Baby’s parents that their son would be better off being raised by Pitt and Jolie, who are already raising six children, none of whom are addicted to cigarettes.
After assuring the Smoking Indonesian Baby that Jolie would let him smoke in the house, Clooney and the baby boarded a private plane and flew to the United States, where Clooney gave his early wedding present to Pitt and Jolie.
Jolie and Pitt have registered for their wedding gifts at Crate & Barrel, Williams-Sonoma and at an orphanage in the Sudan.