Bradley Cooper

Bradley Cooper Deletes Facebook Account to Avoid Making Any More Movies For Friends

Following the critical and boxoffice disappointments of his two most recent films, “Hit and Run” and “The Words,” actor Bradley Cooper has deleted his Facebook account in an effort to stop starring in bad movies directed by his friends.

Before shutting down his Facebook page, Cooper had signed on to star in 56 movies written and directed by his friends, many of whom re-connected with Cooper through Facebook.  Most of them have never written or directed a movie before, but yet Cooper agreed to help them out.

Bradley Cooper

After receiving yet another request from a friend asking him to star in a movie, Bradley Cooper was forced by his agent to delete his Facebook account.

“I can’t say no when a friend asks me to star in one of their films,” Cooper told Hollywood & Swine.  “And unfortunately, I’m not friends with better filmmakers..”

According to sources close to the “Hangover” star, Cooper’s agent forced him to quit Facebook after discovering the actor attached himself to three romantic comedies written by Jerry Wallace, a friend who sat behind him in second grade.

“Bradley gives new meaning to the words ‘friends with benefits,’ ” Cooper’s agent said.  “His inability to say no friends is the worst case of this I’ve seen since Adam Sandler who has been torturing people for years with his collaborations with friends.”

Cooper finally realized he had a problem with starring in his friends’ movies after he learned that the movie “Hit and Run,” actually started out as a segment on MTV’s celebrity prank show “Punk’d” that spiraled out of control.

“At first we just wanted to see Bradley’s reaction when I asked him to be in a movie where he’d be wearing blond dreadlocks and talking about getting raped in prison,” said former “Punk’d” star and “Hit and Run” director Dax Shepard, a longtime friend of Cooper’s.  “But before I could tell him he was on ‘Punk’d’ he agreed to be in the film.”

  • Marianna

    This also explains why he has the inability to say no to his mother who recently and apparently told Bradley to get back together with fellow co-star Zoe Saldana. I had no idea that men could also suffer from a disease to please! This explains so much about who he really is. Too kind to say NO! even though he’ll be the one to clearly suffer by staying silent and being internally miserable both personally as well as professionally.

  • Marianna

    This also explains why he has the inability to say no to his mother who recently and apparently told Bradley to get back together with fellow co-star Zoe Saldana. I had no idea that men could also suffer from a disease to please! This explains so much about who he really is. Too kind to say NO! even though he’ll be the one to clearly suffer by staying silent and being internally miserable both personally as well as professionally.

  • Danalyn

    Well, Marianna Bradley told his mother that he was seeing Zoe at events and that they were getting along well. I’m sure he either told his mother or she could tell he still had feelings for Zoe and told him he should “win her back”.
    As a mother myself I would have told my son the same thing if I was sure he still had feelings for a girl and in fact really did want her back. I’m sure his mother asked him about his feelings and encouraged him to rekinkle the relationship because she wants her son to be happy.

  • Danalyn

    Well, Marianna Bradley told his mother that he was seeing Zoe at events and that they were getting along well. I’m sure he either told his mother or she could tell he still had feelings for Zoe and told him he should “win her back”.
    As a mother myself I would have told my son the same thing if I was sure he still had feelings for a girl and in fact really did want her back. I’m sure his mother asked him about his feelings and encouraged him to rekinkle the relationship because she wants her son to be happy.

  • Linda

    This is supposed to be funny, folks. Read the title of this blog and the Clint Eastwood article. Try not to believe everything you read on the internet.

  • Marianna

    Well Danalyn, I may not be a mother like you but I am a woman with strong instincts and I know for sure that this a relationship that’ll be one of many. Hate to say but that’s how Hollyweird does! But he will. date her for a minute then its onto the next because that’s his thing for now. As for his mother as well as all mother’s everywhere, I’d just like to say when it comes to your grown children please let them make thier own decisions without your input it’ll only hurt them in the end. But I guess its to be expected when you deal with that kind of person, the kind who spreads themselves too thin trying to please everyone around you, mother’s and father’s included. Clearly B.C. has a disease to please. I know because I suffered from that once upon a time myself. And all I’m saying is Good mommies and Daddies please let your grown children make thier own mistakes in life. You’ve lived your lives, now let us live ours for good or for bad.
    Thank you for taking the time to make a comment on my comment. Have a great day. 🙂

  • Marianna

    Well Danalyn, I may not be a mother like you but I am a woman with strong instincts and I know for sure that this a relationship that’ll be one of many. Hate to say but that’s how Hollyweird does! But he will. date her for a minute then its onto the next because that’s his thing for now. As for his mother as well as all mother’s everywhere, I’d just like to say when it comes to your grown children please let them make thier own decisions without your input it’ll only hurt them in the end. But I guess its to be expected when you deal with that kind of person, the kind who spreads themselves too thin trying to please everyone around you, mother’s and father’s included. Clearly B.C. has a disease to please. I know because I suffered from that once upon a time myself. And all I’m saying is Good mommies and Daddies please let your grown children make thier own mistakes in life. You’ve lived your lives, now let us live ours for good or for bad.
    Thank you for taking the time to make a comment on my comment. Have a great day. 🙂

  • RKittridge

    I laughed so hard at the 2nd grader letter I woke up my girl. Thanks for that.