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Daniel Baldwin Admits to Impersonating Alec Baldwin in Order to Sleep With Brother’s Stalker

Daniel Baldwin confessed to his family earlier today that he has been secretly pretending to be his much more famous, older brother Alec, in order to sleep with the “30 Rock” star’s attractive stalker.  Daniel’s revelations come on the heels of Genevieve Sabourin, the alleged stalker, being arrested in New York on Tuesday for violating an order of protection against Alec Baldwin, although she has proclaimed her innocence, saying she and Baldwin have actually been in a romantic relationship for over a year.

“In her defense, she was sleeping with a Baldwin,” Daniel Baldwin told Hollywood & Swine.  “It just turned out it wasn’t the successful one.  What’s the point of looking like Alec Baldwin if you can’t have sex with his really hot, batshit crazy stalker?”

Daniel Baldwin, one of the original cast members of VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab,” said the affair with his brother’s stalker first happened by accident.  According to Daniel, he was at a New York restaurant pretending to be his brother Alec in order to get a better table, when Sabourin mistakenly began stalking him.  Later that night, he was confronted by Sabourin, who was holding a stun gun and a roll of tape to kidnap whom she believed was Alec.  Noticing how attractive she was for a stalker, he immediately asked her out.

Sabourin first became suspicious that she wasn’t having an affair with the real Alec Baldwin when every time she tried to contact the “30 Rock” star to schedule another date, he called the police on her.  She became even more suspicious when he pretended to be the spokesperson for Capital One, although he didn’t have a single credit card in his wallet.

According to Daniel Baldwin, he finally ended the relationship after his brother Alec lost 30 pounds earlier this year, making it extremely difficult for the puffy Daniel to pass for him.