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Father Melts Down After Blowing Week’s Pay For Family to Watch Movie They Already Owned On DVD

A married father of four suffered a frightening meltdown outside an AMC theater in Little Rock, Arkansas after learning he already owned a DVD copy of “Jurassic Park,” the newly re-issued 3D film he spent his entire week’s paycheck on last Saturday night.  According to a spokesperson for AMC theaters, 48-year-old Troy Peterson, a Jiffy Lube mechanic, spent $84 on two adult and four child 3D tickets, and an additional $284 on popcorn, sodas, and a bag of M&Ms, believing his family was seeing the fourth installment in the “Jurassic Park” franchise.

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Troy Peterson, moments after melting down outside an AMC theater showing “Jurassic Park 3D.”

“At first I thought Steven Spielberg was just doing what Todd Phillips did with ‘Hangover 2,’ and making a lazy carbon copy sequel of his hit film,” Peterson told Hollywood & Swine.  “But when I saw Jeff Goldblum, I realized it had to be the same movie, because no one has put that guy in a new movie since the ’90s.”

While leaving the theater, Peterson’s behavior took a terrifying turn after his 10-year-old daughter asked if they could go re-watch “Jurassic Park” at home before they went to bed.  Peterson began screaming at his wife and kids demanding to know why he wasted every dollar he made on movie tickets, when they already owned “Jurassic Park” on DVD.  Before paramedics could arrive, Levitt was tackled and pummeled by several moviegoers who feared he was a madman on the verge of a theater rampage.

An official of the Little Rock Police Department said they are looking into whether or not charges should be brought against Peterson after his meltdown Saturday night.  They also confirmed reports that officers have been dispatched to the Peterson home last year to investigate domestic violence calls during the opening weekends of the 3D rereleases of “Star Wars: The Phantom Menace” and “Finding Nemo,” which the Peterson family went to see in theaters despite already owning the films on DVD.

In related news, proceeds from the 3D release of “Jurassic Park” will go to the Michael Crichton Foundation, which will enable graduates of Harvard Medical School to skip becoming doctors in order to become best-selling novelists.

  • Adam Apple

    Hilarious!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000178857849 Thomas Patrick Wiseman

    What a tool.

  • chuckyl

    So it’s every one else’s fault he’s a complete idiot?

  • 324234234

    Man you have to work pretty fucking hard to spend over $300 at the movies, even if you do have four kids. This man should not be allowed to reproduce.

  • Ilpalazzo

    Umm.. this is a fake story.

  • West

    Ah, I love it when people don’t get the joke.

  • Carlos

    Wow… sounds like the entire family needs to go on a diet.

  • TMart

    OMG! I laughed so hard I cried!!!! GREAT ONE!!!!

  • mike d

    no amc theaters in little rock

  • Merry Johnson

    Not very bright, no wonder he only makes 300 bucks per week. Wasting money on over priced junk food at a movie! Duh!