A newly released study conducted by Home Depot, the nationwide home improvement retailer, has revealed a startling increase in gardening by pedophiles since last week’s release of Disney’s “The Odd Life of Timothy Green,” the story of a childless couple … Continue reading
The Federal Bureau of Investigation is crediting Disney’s boxoffice disaster “John Carter” with stopping a real-life disaster, after suspected hijackers fled an American Airlines flight before take-off from New York’s JFK Airport after learning that the in-fight movie was going … Continue reading
After weeks of searching for a replacement for ousted studio chairman Rich Ross, Disney CEO Robert Iger announced today that he was “going back to the studio’s roots” and hiring Walt Disney, who has been cryogenically frozen since his death … Continue reading
Citing “an unprecedented track record for launching huge bombs,” the North Korean government announced today that it has hired former Disney Studios chairman Rich Ross to oversee the country’s fledgling nuclear missle program. The announcement comes just three days after … Continue reading
Still trying to stem the tide of red ink flowing from the coffers of the Walt Disney Company after the disasterous opening of “John Carter,” executives have taken several steps to make up for the lost revenue which is already … Continue reading
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