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Taylor Kitsch Volunteers to Accept Oscar Nomination Joaquin Phoenix Doesn’t Want

Following Joaquin Phoenix’s recent statement in a magazine interview where he bashed Oscar-campaigning as “utter bullsh*t,” actor Taylor Kitsch immediately made it known to every Academy voter that he will gladly accept the Best Actor nomination that Phoenix, who starred … Continue reading

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FBI Credits ‘John Carter’ With Averting Airline Hijacking as Terrorists Flee Plane to Avoid Watching It

The Federal Bureau of Investigation is crediting Disney’s boxoffice disaster “John Carter” with stopping a real-life disaster, after suspected hijackers fled an American Airlines flight before take-off from New York’s JFK Airport after learning that the in-fight movie was going … Continue reading

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North Korea Hires Ousted Disney Studios Chairman Rich Ross to Oversee Troubled Nuclear Missle Program

Citing “an unprecedented track record for launching huge bombs,” the North Korean government announced today that it has hired former Disney Studios chairman Rich Ross to oversee the country’s fledgling nuclear missle program.  The announcement comes just three days after … Continue reading

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