Following Joaquin Phoenix’s recent statement in a magazine interview where he bashed Oscar-campaigning as “utter bullsh*t,” actor Taylor Kitsch immediately made it known to every Academy voter that he will gladly accept the Best Actor nomination that Phoenix, who starred … Continue reading
The Federal Bureau of Investigation is crediting Disney’s boxoffice disaster “John Carter” with stopping a real-life disaster, after suspected hijackers fled an American Airlines flight before take-off from New York’s JFK Airport after learning that the in-fight movie was going … Continue reading
Having already starred in the two biggest boxoffice disasters of 2012, Taylor Kitsch knew he couldn’t let a third sure-fire flop get made without his involvement, so the actor announced today he has joined the cast of “World War Z.” … Continue reading
After weeks of searching for a replacement for ousted studio chairman Rich Ross, Disney CEO Robert Iger announced today that he was “going back to the studio’s roots” and hiring Walt Disney, who has been cryogenically frozen since his death … Continue reading
Citing “an unprecedented track record for launching huge bombs,” the North Korean government announced today that it has hired former Disney Studios chairman Rich Ross to oversee the country’s fledgling nuclear missle program. The announcement comes just three days after … Continue reading
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